What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why are some people afraid of monsters?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

Why are white men so obsessed with Asian women? I'm friends with people from all different backgrounds but I never see my other non-white male friends obsess over or talk about Asian women like I've seen the white ones do.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

What do you typically do while on meth?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Do you think the beginning of movies is often better than the rest of the film? Is this a common opinion or do others share this view?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why did Donald Trump look so old during the debate?